Create-a-Caption: Oh my nose! Now I’ll never be a teen model!

At UFC 106, Josh Koscheck does his best to recreate the classic scene from "The Brady Bunch." Take your shot at a perfect caption in the comments, and read on for winners from our last C-a-C.

First place: Mike Brown tells doctors he doesn't have any significant brain damage or dexterity problems and asks them if he can peel his banana without being bothered. -- Allen

Second place: Mike Brown gets his WEC fight purse and decides to share it with a few friends.  -- Clint

Third place: Alas on that night the only thing Mike was able to finish was the cupcake. --tdube09

• Create-a-Caption: Cupcakes make everything better
• Create-a-Caption: Rampage and Rashad, BFF 4-EVAH
• Create-a-Caption: How many fighters can you fit on a boat?
• Create-a-Caption: ‘Think I was in the tanning booth too long?’
• WEC Faber defends title against Brown