Create-a-Caption: How do you say ‘got your nose’ in Russian?

Before he took out Brett Rogers on Saturday night, Fedor Emelianenko took advantage of Chicago's many shopping outlets. Here, he is shown using the brutal monkey-nose-death grip, not often used in fights but still feared all over the world. Take your shot at a caption in the comments, and read on for winners of our last Create-a-Caption.

First place: Lemme change that spare tire around your waist. -- KB24

Second place: Fedor sure is getting sick and tired of these staged staredowns...time to mix things up a little.  -- StevenW

Third place: Brett Rogers' search for a sparring partner with Fedor's physique comes to an end.  -- sm07002

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